By Stephen Sloan Most think it happens in back alleys, but we know better than to stalk the same corners that authorities roam; the pigs seek their prey in alleyways, but we have already fled. Their dogs sniff our scent, a black tar aroma injected into the veins of city air. I never have to… Read More Lovesick
By Steve Sloan Shave your whole face. Now take an Elmer’s glue stick and rub it firmly against your eyebrows. Let it dry (hair dryers are helpful here), then repeat the process until your eyebrows are a slick sheet of dried glue. Next, put on a thick layer of foundation that’s slightly lighter than your… Read More Self-Made Prophiteer
By Andrea Ketcham It could have been you so easily. Your older sister has always been afraid of small stuff: hair clotting the drain, little beetles that crawl through open windows, nightmares that could only scare children. You were always the brave one, plucking the hair out and throwing it away, keeping your bedroom door… Read More Hestia
